Beachlover
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I thought we had a Darwin Awards thread but it must have been on ROF
Anyhow, here’s my starter..
Anyhow, here’s my starter..
Darwin Awards - They live among us…
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bushwacker
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takin the piss init
Saint-Just
Administrator
bushwacker
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cos of the binternet
Oldtimer
Explorer
I had thought of setting myself up as an "influencer" to amuse myself by seeing what were the daftest ideas people would be gullible enough to follow. Then I realised there were too many people already doing just this.
ElThomsono
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It's 'cos you're a dirty besom with a UTI, fortunately this can be cured by putting eye drops on your snatch.
Speaking of UTI's, did you hear Kemi Badenoch get schooled on the lunchtime news on R4. Unfortunately, she did what she usually does in reponse to a tight; which is to start talking like Heinrich Himmler.
Can't think why she does it. I mean who does she imagine is listening to radio 4 at 1.30 on a weekday afternoon?
Can't think why she does it. I mean who does she imagine is listening to radio 4 at 1.30 on a weekday afternoon?
Oldtimer
Explorer
Don't know why but this reminds me about reading somewhere about a Victorian doctor who could not work out how a patient had got pubic lice in his eyebrows.
BorderReiver
Moderator
She's supposed to inject the piss into her muscles, silly woman. According to an influencer who got called out. Must be Murcan.
BorderReiver
Moderator
Templogin
VIP Member
That's probably going to be me on a smaller scale if I buy an insulation tester. The one that I am looking at puts out 1,000v
BorderReiver
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CaptainBeaky
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Snap, Crackle, BOOM!
Saint-Just
Administrator
I have put out a fag by dipping it into petrol…
BorderReiver
Moderator
Try it when you're next to a large patch of petrol spilt on hot ground.
Jaggededge
Explorer
Might be diesel.
BorderReiver
Moderator
Fair point.
Saint-Just
Administrator
It was gasoline. I don't know what it is that does it. A large patch on hot ground would increase vapour fumes to air ratio; it would certainly increase the chances of a spark from a lighter igniting the bloody thing from a distance (say, from head height as you're trying to light your fag) but still not convince it would ignite with a fag...
BorderReiver
Moderator
Probably not, but I suspect that could be a white stripe on her shirt anyway.
Templogin
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Templogin
VIP Member
An alternative use for fuel: