Be my Valentine…..

[Beachlover]

 

[Beachlover]

 

[Beachlover]

 

[Beachlover]

For @ElThomsono

 

[ElThomsono]

I really ought to tie a knot in it.

 

[MaC]

 

[Beachlover]

 

[BorderReiver]

 

[Jaggededge]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a knife now get in the fucking van.

 

[Beachlover]

 

[Oldtimer]

Now if only that bunch of roses were a wreath, how much better the world would be.

 

[Beachlover]

 

[Saint-Just]

 

[Beachlover]

 

[Beachlover]

 

[Oldtimer]

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No, no, not without a washer!

 

[BorderReiver]

 

[noddy]

No, no, not without a washer!

I wonder if WD40 is an option

 

[Oldtimer]

WD40 The metallic world's answer to KY jelly.

 

[5teep]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got Rohypnol
And gave some to you

 

[ElThomsono]

I've spent Valentine's day with a rock hard tool, the kind you measure in inches (32", specifically).

Got it all apart now, all that lube I put in yesterday has done the trick.

I could do with a rest.

 

[Andylaser]

 

[Andylaser]

 

[Stew]

 

[Saint-Just]