Made me wince
...and they're probably bruised a bit.Made me wince
Theoretically he was going to meet the pole at some point of the fall, but he’s got bigger balls than that pig.
It's not rotating, the turtle is just banking to snap up a passing morsel or avoid a comet.
If something made a noise in your pyjamas, you should be checking INSIDE.Staying in a log cabin in Colorado,I went outside to investigate a noise in pyjamas carrying a Swiss champ which has since always been known as the bear tickler.