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This year anyway.
What is your weirdest/most unusual Christmas Present.
I reckon I'm going to win this one
What is your weirdest/most unusual Christmas Present.
I reckon I'm going to win this one
I have snakes made like that, and they too nip !
A couple of presents turned up today, "From Grandad" which struck me as odd, as soon as I got my hands on it I knew what it was, even before it was unwrapped. My Dad made three of these when we were kids, it's a rubber strip with a sawn wooden fish either side, so it wobbles when you shake it. Almost immediately Sully got his skin caught in it and it nipped him, which dragged me back three decades to when it first happened to me.
I have chosen my own presents for years now, but once upon a time, many years since, from my then partner I received a yellow thong with a zip up the front. It gets worse. I was about to get into bed one night and she asked me to put it on to see how I looked in it. When I pulled them up the flat 1.5 inch-ish elastic went up my arse crack, which was the weirdest feeeling having something touch my ring. It was making me walk on my tip-toes. She invited me to stand at her side of the bed, then she yanked the zip down and my tackle fell out like a road accident. I was absolutely terrified that she was going to yank the bloody zip back up. I never wore the thing again.
I just hope that the picture in your mind of my tackle spilling out won't give you or any of the good folk on here nightmares!Oh you win !
Llama shit holds no prizes agin that.
I just hope that the picture in your mind of my tackle spilling out won't give you or any of the good folk on here nightmares!
My pressure cooker was out yesterday to make the yearly batch of turkey stock. It’s like making meat jelly!!
Yes, but I wear a helmet when I cycle (and it’s already bright orange)Well, you're a cyclist some times, aren't you ?