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In my house everybody just washes the dishes they use.....no medicated raccoons or crockery architecture required !
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BorderReiver
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The old farts in my youth were right after all.
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Amen.
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Where there is discord, may we bring harmony. Where there is error, may we bring truth. Where there is doubt, may we bring faith. And where there is despair, may we bring hope.
And Werther's in your pocket may bring you to the attention of child protection services.
And Werther's in your pocket may bring you to the attention of child protection services.
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How is it that the Ukranians can stop over 90% of drones and missiles travalling at 300 knots over an area of 2000 square miles;
but we cant stop 1 rubber dinghy travelling at 4 knots over an area of 23 miles?
but we cant stop 1 rubber dinghy travelling at 4 knots over an area of 23 miles?
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"I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that moment, I would have needed to clarify that men ponder deeply on diverse subjects, sparking further inquiries.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap."
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that moment, I would have needed to clarify that men ponder deeply on diverse subjects, sparking further inquiries.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap."
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Catalan proverb : How nice it is to do nothing and then rest afterwards.
There is an advert in front of me in the newsagents at the airport
"Japanese proverb: When you are thirsty, it is too late to start thinking about digging a well."
I gave this due thought, and what I thought was, Ah! fuck off.
"Japanese proverb: When you are thirsty, it is too late to start thinking about digging a well."
I gave this due thought, and what I thought was, Ah! fuck off.
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